Meet Steve & Su

Steve Batson: "I've been creating this crap since I was a little boy playing with my play-doh. When I found out people would actually pay me and bestow gushing praise upon me for squeezing heads, I quit my university teaching job, dug up a few shovelfuls of clay and started my new career. Every year I try to challenge the public with something completely inane and worthless but they still keep coming back."

Su Batson: "Oh, Steve, Shut up!"

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